Splish, Splash, Splosh is the fifth episode of Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales.
Mr. Conductor is counting tickets while he has a runny nose, he begins to lose track on how many tickets he has but this is only the beginning of his bad day. Each time Mr. Conductor finishes collecting and counting the tickets things start to go wrong. He drops the tickets, he missed a ticket, a hammer drops on his foot, all because he was in such a big hurry. In the end however he realizes that being in such a huge hurry can make a day go bad and losing your sense of humor on a bad day won't help the day get any better. Finally he has all his tickets sorted, with the goldfish as his audience he sings them a song for their support through-out his bad day.
- Passengers and Polish
- Gallant Old Engine
- Bertie's Chase
- Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady
- You Can't Win
- Gone Fishing (shortened)
- Mr. Conductor
- Sir Handel
- Peter Sam
- The episode shares the same name as one of the Thomas & Friends episodes from its thirteenth season.