This Old Man

This Old Man is a nursery rhyme sung by The Jukebox Band in the season three episode, The Joke's on Schemer.

Lyrics

This old man, he played one,

He played knick knack on my drum.

With a knick knack, paddy whack,

Give a dog a bone.

This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two,

He played knick knack on my shoe.

With a knick knack, paddy whack,

Give a dog a bone.

This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three,

He played knick knack on my tree.

With a knick knack, paddy whack,

Give a dog a bone.

This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four,

He played knick knack on my door.

With a knick knack, paddy whack,

Give a dog a bone.

This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played five,

He played knick knack on my hive.

With a knick knack, paddy whack,

Give a dog a bone.

This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played six,

He played knick knack on my sticks.

With a knick knack, paddy whack,

Give a dog a bone.

This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played seven,

He played knick knack up in heaven.

With a knick knack, paddy whack,

Give a dog a bone.

This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played eight,

He played knick knack very late.

With a knick knack, paddy whack,

Give a dog a bone.

This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played nine.

He played knick knack all the time.

With a knick knack, paddy whack,

Give a dog a bone.

This old man came rolling home.

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